To the person who stole my Amazon order:

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 04/19/2017 at 09:46 • Filed to: None

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And while I’m at it, fuck UPS too. And fuck Amazon. Sure, they’ll replace it, but they won’t ship it any other way than UPS and they can’t/won’t tell UPS to hold it for a signature. I said to the humanoid robot on the phone, “Well, as long as Amazon is happy to continue replacing the item, you can continue to ship it via UPS.”

Also, I think this is my new favorite GIF.

TysMagic > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 09:50

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have you talked to an actual person at amazon about it? Pretty sure they have the ability to change your default go to shipper and options. I haven’t had the issue, but I have heard stories that they’ll change things for you

TheHondaBro > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 09:50

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Amazon locker.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 09:54

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It confuses me when people complain about UPS as it’s the only shipper in my area that you can actually count on

MrDakka > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 09:54

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Sounds like someone needs a robot butler

pip bip - choose Corrour > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 09:55

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still far better than the useless fuckers of Australia Post.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 09:55

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Luckily a friend works at the coffee shop across the street from my apartment otherwise I’d never receive any package.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/19/2017 at 09:58

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yeah, everytime we have to use fedex something gets fucked, we bought my son a toy for christmas on targets website and they use fedex which somehow meant theyd deliver it to a target store then forgot which target store they delivered it to, then when they figured out which store the store couldnt find the package.

Stapleface > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/19/2017 at 09:59

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Seriously. FedEx isn’t too bad for me, but USPS is just awful. EVERY TIME I place an order from Amazon and it touches the hands of USPS in any way it’s screwed up. I’ve never gotten a Prime order via USPS in two days. Or they just flat out disappear.
The last time I called the post office and they (post office) told me they delivered it to someone else. So, if you know you delivered it to the wrong person why did you?!

ttyymmnn > MrDakka 04/19/2017 at 10:00

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I’m a stay home dad. I’m usually home almost all day every day. UPS delivered this on Sunday, when I was at church all morning and out to dinner until 4:00.

Roundbadge > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 10:00

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This may help in the future...

I set up an account with UPS. In doing so, I could specify where they should put my packages...so all my UPS packages get delivered to the back porch now. Even cooler, my gf isn’t on my account, but because the driver is used to leaving my stuff on the back porch, her packages get delivered there too.

For the past couple of years, we’ve had a lot of package theft, especially in the winter. So far, we’ve been pretty lucky.

Edit: Link .

ttyymmnn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/19/2017 at 10:03

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I’d rather have things come by USPS. They’ll at least put it in my mail locker on the street, or the postman, who I know, will deliver it to my door and make sure he hands it to me. Many years ago, I ordered a $2,500 dollar trumpet and told the seller to mark “leave in apartment office” on the package, which they did. UPS guy left it outside the door of my apartment and forged the manager’s signature on his delivery sheet. Fortunately, my wife came home from work and found it safely. I called UPS to complain, and they said, “Well, there’s not much I can do about that. I’ll have to talk to the union steward.” So, yeah, fuck UPS.

ttyymmnn > TheHondaBro 04/19/2017 at 10:03

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Yeah, I’m going to look into this. Or have it delivered to my wife’s office. But this was delivered on a Sunday and we were out all day.

Honeybunchesofgoats > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 10:03

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I had, and continue to have, an issue with whatever asshole does USPS for Amazon on Sundays (they aren’t my normal carrier, who is great). If the package doesn’t fit in the mail box, the asshole just drives right by and says the package is undeliverable. He doesn’t even beep, let alone come to the door. I don’t even care about Sunday deliveries, so not getting the package doesn’t bother me, but it pisses me off to know end that this lazy fucker then goes back and says it’s my fault that the package wasn’t delivered, when every other mail carrier in my entire life has been capable of beeping or leaving a package.

I emailed Amazon customer service to complain and they’ve updated their system so that it defaults to UPS/FedEx and only uses USPS when no other option is available (unfortunately, that doesn’t fix Sunday deliveries). They also always comp me a month of Prime every time I complain, which means that dipshit Sunday carrier has saved me $50 over the last six months.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Stapleface 04/19/2017 at 10:04

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Prime never ships with anything other than UPS in ny region

ttyymmnn > TysMagic 04/19/2017 at 10:05

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I called them as soon as I found out that it had been delivered 3 days ago. Talked to a human who was able to process a replacement but utterly unable to help with different shipper or any other shipping instructions. I suppose I could have asked for a supervisor. My guess is that Amazon and UPS are so damned big now that they just don’t care about lost/replaced items, and consider it just CODB.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 10:05

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USPS likes to just keep the package and then not leave a pink slip in my mailbox telling me they have it.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 10:06

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This post needs more Mr. Rogers. The World of Make-Believing a bad parcel carrier can go fuck themselves.

(no complaints with UPS here, but sounds like your local branch...)

Honeybunchesofgoats > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 10:06

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Oh, actually, have you tried contacting UPS directly? I’m almost certain that you can ask them to put a note on the delivery to hold for a signature.

ttyymmnn > Roundbadge 04/19/2017 at 10:07

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Not a bad idea. Thing is, I keep a padlock on my side gate. I figure that if somebody really wanted to get into my back yard they would, but it would be easier to go into my neighbor’s yard, since his gate is right next to mine and he doesn’t lock his. Normally, I’m home during the day, and this isn’t a problem. But it has been getting worse in our neighborhood, and everywhere, for that matter.

ttyymmnn > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/19/2017 at 10:09

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Interestingly, my USPS guy is great. Since we live in the county, it’s a contract company that delivers, so they drive USPS trucks but don’t wear the uniform. I’ve gotten to know him, and he’s great about making sure I get my stuff. UPS, on the other hand, just doesn’t give a fuck.

ttyymmnn > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/19/2017 at 10:10

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That’s such an awesome gif.

ttyymmnn > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/19/2017 at 10:10

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I suppose I could try. But I’m not very sanguine about my odds for success.

Roundbadge > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 10:11

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Ah...well...yes, that would be an issue.

Meatcoma > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 10:13

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Happened with my xbox one.

I can’t believe Microsoft doesn’t make UPS require a signature for a $400 item.

ttyymmnn > Meatcoma 04/19/2017 at 10:20

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UPS left a $2500 trumpet outside my apartment many years ago, even tough I left instructions for it to be left in the office, and they forged a signature on the delivery slip. Bastards.

benjrblant > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 10:28

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You could sign up for UPS Mychocie and get a notification/time window for delivery. Not an ideal fix, but it may be a slight improvement.

UPS/USPS delivery was so bad when I lived in NYC that I had every package delivered to work. The boss felt the same way so he didn’t care.

smobgirl > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/19/2017 at 10:30

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One of our major post office branches keeps sending my company mail for another company with a similar name but an address 5 miles away and a totally different zip code. Usually checks, too. My envelope markups are getting more and more rude.

Honeybunchesofgoats > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 10:31

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If they can’t, you might also ask them to just hold it at one of their delivery centers for pick up. I did that the last time I ordered a MacBook.

ttyymmnn > Honeybunchesofgoats 04/19/2017 at 10:33

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For a $2500 MacBook, yes. For a $150 SSD, they can keep trying to deliver it. I should be home all day Friday anyway.

ttyymmnn > benjrblant 04/19/2017 at 10:34

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I work at home! So there shouldn’t be any problems. This was delivered on Sunday, but we were out all day.

Honeybunchesofgoats > smobgirl 04/19/2017 at 10:35

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Ughhhh

Textured Soy Protein > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 10:43

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Sign up for UPS My Choice and you should be able to have them hold it at a UPS distribution center.

Also check to see if there are Amazon Lockers in your area where you could go pick it up instead of having it shipped to your house.

MrDakka > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 10:50

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Available for the low, low price of $120,590 MSRP

B/Xmrrmvr > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 10:50

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Is there a UPS Store or UPS Access Point near your place? You can request UPS change the delivery destination to your local UPS Store/Access Point via their website, they even ask for Photo ID at the Store.

ttyymmnn > B/Xmrrmvr 04/19/2017 at 10:54

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Actually, there is a UPS store pretty close to my house. This is a good idea.

ttyymmnn > Textured Soy Protein 04/19/2017 at 10:56

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Somebody just suggested things be sent to one of the UPS retail stores. I have one of those about 2 minutes from my house.

benjrblant > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 10:57

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I... I dunno. That sucks. I had to start timing when I’d place my orders so they wouldn’t be “conveniently” delivered on a weekend.

Meatcoma > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 11:28

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Booo.

awmaster10 > Stapleface 04/19/2017 at 12:40

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not really a fair comparison if its a package that goes from ups into the hands of USPS for local delivery. Order something “fast and free” from ebay through USPS, faster than Prime and im not exaggerating. Any change of hands is going to cause problems

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 12:48

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In the past, whenever a customer has had issues with a carrier, Amazon has been very quick to change the internal account preferences (or however they do it) to ship via the customer’s preferred carrier. Guess they aren’t doing that anymore, that sucks.

Stapleface > awmaster10 04/19/2017 at 12:55

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I’m just saying in general. I’ve had Prime packages with the carrier only USPS and they’re always screwed up. I’m just saying that, in my experience, any time the USPS is involved packages don’t arrive on time, or at all.

awmaster10 > Stapleface 04/19/2017 at 13:03

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definitely a factor of location too but I always have good luck with prime but also with USPS through ebay. USPS through amazon is rare in my area.

ttyymmnn > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 04/19/2017 at 13:14

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The person I talked to, obviously at bottom of the customer service flow chart, was only helpful enough to place my order again and say it would be here on Friday. Perhaps I should have moved up a level in the organizational hierarchy. Oh well. It’s not time sensitive, but I was hoping to get the SSD installed this week.

user314 > MrDakka 04/19/2017 at 16:53

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Didn’t Han blow that up on Hoth?

MrDakka > user314 04/19/2017 at 18:29

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Wrong franchise, bruh

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 20:24

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I like this one. But yours works well.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 20:25

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Though I wish you’d tell us all how you really feel.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 20:27

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Have them ship you a surveillance camera. Or ship to Mrs. Ttyymmnn’s office.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 20:27

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Union.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 20:27

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Not only that, they’re probably pretty slim.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 20:28

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Work?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 20:29

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That one pains me to watch. Tall Man.

ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/19/2017 at 20:45

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Well, when I’m not writing about airplanes.

ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/19/2017 at 20:46

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That’s good, but the look on Jack’s faces is just perfect.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 21:40

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Or smoking a sea gar and writing a crossword puzzle. Mind if I come out and hang out with you for a few days this summer?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 04/19/2017 at 21:41

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Agreed. From what film?

TysMagic > ttyymmnn 04/20/2017 at 09:48

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possibly a supervisor or different department, but I remember reading something way back that they can change the default to USPS/UPS/Fedex. My area almost everything Amazon arrives USPS - I would argue that Amazon is saving USPS from going under